Just had to share this. Too funny! The Far North joke took me a few seconds… Ha, ha! I think I like the mammoth one best. – Thanks, Sir Ape!
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer asked, “Really? And who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
Ron replied, “That would be my wife.”
In honor of Thanksgiving.
If you haven’t heard, Joan Rivers, at the age of 81 died a couple days ago. Joan may have been a bit crude but she was truthful. This is the piece I heard on public radio yesterday.
She was on the Johnny Carson Show and Johnny was prompting her with a question something like this:
Johnny: Don’t you think men really like intelligent woman?
Joan: No! Are you kidding me? I don’t think a man who has his hand up a woman’s skirt is looking for a library card.
Had to do something related to Easter – or at least related to all the eggs lying around.